Apparently there's a killer shark off the North East coast..

Post by **snarl** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:35 pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... imalsshark

Dont suppose your footy team fancies a swim before the fa cup match?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:44 pm

" Around 45 porpoises have been found along"
Jesus christ monkey balls. 45?!

Post by **snarl** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:01 pm

You see what dees muddafukka look like?

Eet ****** swallow you ole, amigo!

Post by **snarl** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:02 pm

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:09 pm

Newcastle United players and staff had the following to say on the subject:

"It's just a shame it didn't happen sooner. It would have been the perfect way to deal with Craig Bellamy."
~ Graeme Souness

"I could harpoon it first time with a free kick from the byline, oui. I do not want to be here. I love Newcastle. The Toon is full of bastards."
~ Laurent Robert

"It'll take your legs out faster than I ever could!"
~ Lee Bowyer

"The gaffer's thinking of asking it to play up front if I ever actually retire."
~ Alan Shearer

"It'll still be above me in the pecking order, probably."
~ Patrick Kluivert

"We're gooing to need a bigger boot."
~ Some blooke.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:34 pm

There si a cute girl who wants me to go shopping.

good ploy advertsiing men!