What are the names you would never call your children?

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:45 pm

O.K.

I'm a teacher and tragically there are certain names that inevitably result in the pupil with the name being a absolute c###.
This is a infamous teacher staffroom discussion but I figured everybody has a c### which made them miserable that has that would result them in divorcing their wife rather than naming their own offspring that particular name.
It could be due to a childhood bully, a git you simply can't stand or some ex b###h of a girl/boyfriend.

My kids will NEVER be called the following:

Josh (always terrible)
Chris
kirsty
Jordan (boy or girl it's always terrible)
Kira (But not Ciara who are always lovely and a potential)
Jimmy
Jamie
George (terrile, terrible kids 100% of the time)
Jodie
Charlie
Ben
Tony
Craig
Michalea
Tom
Jessie
Molly
Katie
Amiee (Amy is fine)
Jake (J names are almost always evil, take it from a teacher who has taught some 700 pupils now)
Cost
Jai (see?)
Havana
Chaise (Stupid names are almost on par with the J ones)
Italy
Alan
Lauren
Jess
Bradley
Taylor
Jack (See, SEE?)
Lee
Harrison

OK I did a lot. But all for multiply bad teaching experences with several kids called the above meaning and as many teachers agree with much of the above it means a higher than average number of bad kids will have the above names. Do your kids a favour, not call them any of the above.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:55 pm

Jetfire wrote:Josh (always terrible)

I once knew an ass named Josh. Punk hit me from behind with a backpack in elementary. Parents removed him from our school because the lot of them were afraid of me. I'll beat the loser down if I run into him.

What? I can hold a grudge, [composite word including 'f*ck'] you.

George (terrile, terrible kids 100% of the time)

Bush. Lookie there.

Charlie

Does it count if 'Charlie' is a result of a nickname applied to 'Charles'? If so, it's an awesome name. Period. I win.

J names are almost always evil, take it from a teacher who has taught some 700 pupils now)

I've met many nice Jennifers. My wife's name is Josefina and she's lovely and loverly.

Cost

Bout tree fiddy.

Want advice? Don't call your child 'Busted Condom', 'Oops', 'Daddy forgot to pull out', 'Pregnant? [composite word including 'f*ck']!', or 'I'm the little bit that dripped down mommy's crack and got far enough into 'there' to be here and have this incredibly long and insulting name'.

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:16 pm

Señior's Covenant wrote:I've met many nice Jennifers. My wife's name is Josefina and she's lovely and loverly.

That's very true, except when their famous. But year to every ruel there is an exception Jennifer is that exception.

Señior's Covenant wrote:Does it count if 'Charlie' is a result of a nickname applied to 'Charles'? If so, it's an awesome name. Period. I win.

'fraid not. Charlie is all too often a pain in UK schools at the least. Charles are fine.

Señior's Covenant wrote:Bush. Lookie there.

Didn't even consider the US dictator. there are many bad Georges in my life. Their parents are worse also.

Señior's Covenant wrote:

Señior's Covenant wrote:What? I can hold a grudge, **** you.

Naturally this is partly what this thread is about.

Master_Fwiffo · Post by **Master_Fwiffo** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:26 pm

Best First.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:33 pm

Michelle - because I once went out with a Michelle and everyone went "Michelle ma belle" when I told them what her name was. So I think it would just be cruel to call a child Michelle for that reason alone.

Hmm...I went to school with a guy called Zarak...

Post by **Best First** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:34 pm

Tzaaar Frang Frang Gooptube.

well, probably, anyway.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:36 pm

Hey now, Im Joseph and my wife is Jessica!

however, Our kids arent on that list

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:40 pm

Armani
Neo
Ishin

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:41 pm

****.
[composite word including 'f*ck'].
****y ****tard.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:49 pm

Pat......

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:06 pm

Aaliyah
Napoleon
Hot Rod
Posh
Dulux
Steven
Pontefract
Minneapolis
Andrew
Coleen
BlackArachnia
****tard (again)
Wayne
Nicola
Crabtree
Dwayne
Scabies
Vivian (or Vyvian or Vivyan etc.)
Mohammed
Parentheses
Herman
Goatse
Sharon
Limescale
Charla
Zilla (I used to work with a girl called Zilla. Guess what people called her...)
Verucca
Kerry
Kerri
Keri
Terry
Terri
Teri
Tori
Tobi
Toni
Tony
Toby
Tabby (for ****'s sake)
Titchmarsh
Flannel
Seven of Nine
Veronica
Jared
Jeremy
Giles
Jism
Satan
Penal

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:11 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote: Steven

Sir, your words have cut to the very soul of my being. En garde!

Post by **snarl** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:37 pm

Adolf Hitler

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:56 pm

snarl wrote:Adolf Hitler

I thought "Sol Campbell" would be up their too.....or at least "Tony Adams."

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:57 pm

rudeger

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:15 am

Like I said at TFA, this is something I'd rather think about when it's relevant. But I do have a name that I've always like dthat will probably never work, and that's Grace.

It's a lovely name... I really like it. But it's one of those names... you just know that a kid with such a name is going to get made fun of at some point, y'know? As soon as Grace falls on her Face... there ya go.

Now that I think about it, boys' names... Probably Justin. I know a Justin, and... well...

nuh uh.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:12 am

I want to call my kid Derek Custer. That or Ace.

Anything else is would just be wrong.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:27 am

Jetfire wrote:'fraid not. Charlie is all too often a pain in UK schools at the least. Charles are fine.

Charles Manson

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:35 am

Actually, forget what I just said.

I want to call my kids Obfleur. All of them. Obfleur 1, Obfleur 2, Obfleur 3, etc.

You know it makes sense.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:53 am

Would they powerlink?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:00 pm

I couldnae call a kid of mine Grace...surname being Jones and all...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:03 pm

Bob? Funny name for a girl.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:07 pm

Brendocon wrote:Actually, forget what I just said.

I want to call my kids Obfleur. All of them. Obfleur 1, Obfleur 2, Obfleur 3, etc.

You know it makes sense.

I'm honoured.

I want two kids.
One Goatse. And one Tubgirl.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:55 pm

Jetfire wrote:Lee

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:06 pm

Vicky Pollard.

And Kelly-Louise, or somesuch chavesque name, like Destiny.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:18 pm

I'd go with Lee! It's a cool name. And I'm not just saying that because of the wretchedly unhappy-looking icon Legion posted.

Simple, short names are good. Except Bill. I don't know why but I dispise the name Bill (no offense to any Bills there may be here, 0_o ... I'd just never use it)

Metal Vendetta wrote:I couldnae call a kid of mine Grace...surname being Jones and all...

Grace Jones...

Brendocon wrote:I want to call my kids Obfleur. All of them. Obfleur 1, Obfleur 2, Obfleur 3, etc.

Wouldn't it be Obfleur 2, Obfleur 3, Obfleur 4, etc?

And what happened to... what was it... Krunk?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:47 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Hmm...I went to school with a guy called Zarak...

I went to school with a guy called Zen.

Therefore:

Any and all Sci-Fi/Cartoon/Comic/Joke/Etc character names.

Except Hal.

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