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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:04 pm

You...may only speak like...William Shatner!!!...in this...thread.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:18 pm

Again with the Shatner...
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Feb 28, 2005 4:46 pm

I've just...been listeningtoHIM!!!..."singing"...about how...I'm going to die?
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by angloconvoy » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:11 pm

You mean....about how we're.....all.....going to die?

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:11 pm

Yes...about how we're...ALL...going to die.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Master_Fwiffo » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:13 pm

But this... is... the fate... of the universe.... yet all men... should have... their chance to live.
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Post by Professor Smooth » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:18 pm

SweEt...mer-ci-ful...jEEbus...
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Post by saysadie » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:12 pm

This... is probably the... worst... idea for a thread I've... seen all year...

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Post by IronHide » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:13 pm

I.......hate talking.......like Shatner.......it.....makes me hate..............life.

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Post by saysadie » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:17 pm

IronHide wrote:I.......hate talking.......like Shatner.......it.....makes me hate..............life.
:o That's just... not, right. Shouldn't... it make... you hate... Shatner?
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Post by IronHide » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:21 pm

Prob....ably.....but i can't........think straight.......with all these.......damn.......periods!.......

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Post by Computron » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:28 pm

But....you...don't think...straight...anyways...as you are...IronHide...quiaff?
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Post by saysadie » Mon Feb 28, 2005 7:32 pm

I... could make... so many filthy... jokes, about... that there... but I feel... it's best left... to others... ;)

God I hate Shatner... well, not hate hate, but hate in the sense that I find him hilarious. There was a spoof once about him singing "This Old Man...", but I can't remember what I caught it on...

"This old man... he played, one... he, played knick-knack... on my thumb!"
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Post by Master_Fwiffo » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:23 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:SweEt...mer-ci-ful...jEEbus...
Damnit Jim, Im a doctor, not a Preacher!
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:26 pm

IJUST...took a....shatner...And now I feel...better about this... thread.
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Post by IronHide » Mon Feb 28, 2005 8:47 pm

Computron wrote:But....you...don't think...straight...anyways...as you are...IronHide...quiaff?
........... :eyebrow: ..........you........are a......smelly......Pirate Hooker.

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Post by Dark Link » Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:06 am

This is highly illogical. :o

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:09 am

No...not illogical, Spock. Just...the emotion we...Earthlings call...love.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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