Happy ****ing birthday, you ****ing ****er

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Happy ****ing birthday, you ****ing ****er

Post by Brendocon » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:03 am

I have it on seriously ****ing shaky authority that today is the ****ing birthday of that dodgy ****er, Papa "****" Snarl.

Happy ****, you ****. :)
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:18 am

****ing ****, happy ****ing birthday, you ****! ****ed if I can ****ing **** the **** but you've got a ****ing ****er and I really ****ing **** it. We should ****ing **** the **** and **** it next ****ing week. **** yeah.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by snarl » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:34 am

Thanks a lot you ******* *****.
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Post by Best First » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:36 am

**** **** **** **** **** birthday **** ****.
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Post by angloconvoy » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:26 am

Happy ******* birthday, old ******

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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:36 am

[composite word including 'f*ck']! Happy ******* birthday you ******* ******* ******!

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Post by Kaylee » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:45 am

Best wishes Rob :) Hope you have a happy day ^_^

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Post by Best First » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:50 am

Karl Lynch wrote:Best wishes Rob :) Hope you have a happy day ^_^
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Post by Kaylee » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:57 am

i sawwy... :cry:

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Post by saysadie » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:00 pm

:joy: Knew it!

Happy Birthday!

you ******* ******. :eek: ;)
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:16 pm

saysadie wrote::joy: Knew it!
Did you ****.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Señior's Covenant » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:25 pm

*Looks at topic and posts*

:eek: Well ****.
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Post by Pissin' Poonani » Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:38 pm

'appy birf' :)
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Post by Eline » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:00 pm

I'm not good a swearing...

but happy birthday nonetheless! :)

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Post by Leatherneck » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:36 pm

[composite word including 'f*ck'].

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Post by IronHide » Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:55 pm

Why's everyone typing asterisks??

Ah well.

****** Happy Birthday you ****** [composite word including 'f*ck']

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Post by Predabot » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:10 pm

Well happy ******* day of ****** to the world ******* birth Snarl you bloody ******* ****.

Just don't ******* drink as much as you ******* ussually do. Cause we don't need you to [composite word including 'f*ck'] some poor ****** up more than sixty day old **** & bash him to bits no do we? We don't want the ******* p*ss coppers jailing your ******* ass.

YAAY! :lol: Can't it be Snarl's birthday more days of the year? Cause this language is fun! :D

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Post by Powermaster Optimus Prime » Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:33 pm

Eline wrote:I'm not good a swearing...

but happy birthday nonetheless! :)
Ah, the ******* gifts of being from Jersey.

Snarl you ******* bastard happy ******* birthday. [composite word including 'f*ck'] man how ******* old are you. Hope you ****** get ****** on your ******* birthday my fellow ******* Transfan. ****, I wish we had a ******* swearfest on my ******* birthday.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:15 pm

Happy birthday [composite word including 'f*ck']!
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:58 pm

*******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************birthday you ****ing chicken ****er

:up: not quite the finger I was hoping for, but you get the picture :twisted:
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Post by harmony » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:45 pm

Happy Birthday. I will not cuss, cause my momma taught me that cussing is bad ( and she cussed me out the other day for cussing a major streak) unless you reeeeeaaaaaalllllly wanna see me do so....
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Post by angloconvoy » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:49 pm

Last minute present ---> * <----- the ultimate in one letter swearing.


p.s. I am avisodomising as I write this.

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Post by Redstreak » Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:51 pm

I'd throw together some swears like the others, but I'm lazy so I'll just give ya the standard one.

Happy ******* birthday, ya bastid.
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Post by Computron » Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:20 am

**** off!

Oh wait.

Happy Birthday!

Now **** off!

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Post by Denyer » Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:44 am

See, I just assumed this was a football topic.

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Post by KingMob » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:21 am

Oh, ****. Late again, ******* typical. Well, happy ******* birfday then, anyway. All the ******* best an' that.

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Post by Legion » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:26 am

happy ******* birthday you ******* **** for ******* yesterday, you ******* ************* of a ******* **** ****.

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Post by Gekigengar » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:12 pm

HAPPY **** ****** *** *** ** *** ** * *** ** * **** ** ** ** ** ** ** * ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** * *** **** ** *** ** ***** * ** ** ** * ** **** ** ** * * *** * **** **** B'DAY!

btw... SMURF YOU!
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Post by Denyer » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:59 pm

Here's a belated birthday present:

http://people.zeelandnet.nl/marco/pimpzilla//

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Post by Redstreak » Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:53 pm

Denyer wrote:See, I just assumed this was a football topic.
A logical conclusion, that.
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