UKTV - 100 most outrageous moments

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:19 pm

Anyone else see this?

#1 was Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig.

Feh. I see worse things daily on the internet. Then again, if this were America #1 would be Janet Jackson's breast, so I suppose we've come a little way forward. Though I do think a show called the 100 most outrageous moments on the internet would be much better, and people could bet on whether tubgirl or goatse (or even assfish as a surprise outside contender) would be #1...

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:40 pm

#1 should ITV's dubbing for Robocop back in the early 90's.

"Forget you ,muther flipper"

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:56 pm

"why me!, why me!, why me!..."

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:19 am

Actually any BBC broadcast of an Eddie Murphy film would beat that hands down...

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:52 am

Assfish?

Mother...crusher! Best Robocop dub moment ever.

See what happens? See what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? See what happens? See what happens when you feed a walrus scrambled eggs? Best Big Lebowski dub moment ever.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:14 am

Aliens also has some classy dubbing.

Freak you Motherfreaker.

Letter to Time Out magazine

I would like to congratulate ITV for cutting out the vulgar language originally contained in the film Aliens (ITV July 30, TO 1249).
I feel this added a degree of realism and tension previously lacking in the uncut version. I feel sure that were I stranded on a hostile planet awaiting an unspeakably vile and painful death at the hands of parasitic aliens, I would certainly have no use for profanities.
There is more than enough scope for expresing fear and revulsion using the Queen's English.
PS Your fax number is a bastard to get through on.

and...

http://www.thehob.co.uk/robocop.asp

screw you you motherfreaking clown faced twit

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:30 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:Actually any BBC broadcast of an Eddie Murphy film would beat that hands down...

Ah yes I remember now. In Beverly Hills Cop: "Thats just bull dish man! Bull dish!"

What, pray tell, is a bull dish?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:38 am

Other classics include...

Ghostbusters:
"This man has no twinkie"

Crocodile Dundee:
"You can eat it, but it tastes like dung."

Coming to America:
"Hey, shove it, buddy!"
"Yes! And the same to you, too!"

Die Hard:
"Yippee kai-ay, Kemosabe!"

Top Gun:
"Bulldamn, you can be mine."

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:49 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Die Hard:
"Yippee kai-ay, Kemosabe!"

If I remember correctly, they did the same with the sequel.

You've got to admit, whoever thought of that one is probably a genius.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:52 am

Doesn't kemosabe mean "chicken ****"?

Or has my mind just been poisoned into thinking that Tonto was a bastard?

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:46 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:Anyone else see this?

#1 was Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig.

This was on national tv? Ew.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:25 am

Yeah, but there's ew, and there's ew.

It happens every day on farms up and down the country. The Farm was a show that showed Z-list celebrities working on a farm and doing regular farm jobs. Wanking off a pig is just part of that. Like Loos herself said, there must have been very little news that day considering the wallpaper tabloid coverage it got. I know people have to manually masturbate animals for artificial insemination. Seeing it on the TV just confirms what I already know. It's not outrageous. June Sarpong getting paid to present a TV show. That's outrageous.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:54 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:Yeah, but there's ew, and there's ew.

It happens every day on farms up and down the country.

Ah. that I did not know.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:54 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Then again, if this were America #1 would be Janet Jackson's breast...

Just for the record, that was overrated.

The most outrageous thing I've seen on television was [___Insert anything with Bush HERE___]. ******* unbelievable.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:39 pm

"We have a mandate from beyond the stars..."

what?

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