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Post by Dylan » Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:54 pm

Just saw this signature text on another forum:


You ain't much if you ain't Dutch
And with the final touch God created the Dutch



Bwahaha. It just made me laugh.

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Re: Dutch

Post by Brendocon » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:04 pm

Dylan wrote:And with the final touch God created the Dutch
Afterthought, then?

Note how I swiftly evaded the mastubation jokes that could be made from the "final touch" bit? Note how I resisted the temptation to say that the Dutch are a naughty stain? See? I'm being good. :oops:
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Best First » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:14 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Dylan wrote:And with the final touch God created the Dutch
Afterthought, then?
mmm, or possibly composed of the leftovers of proper countries.
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Post by Eline » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:15 pm

:(


... maybe after many tries and failures he knew how to get it right?

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Post by Best First » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:29 pm

ah, so you are suggesting God is capable of failure.

The dutch must burn!
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Post by Dylan » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:32 pm

The British - too good for their own good since Creation.

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Post by Best First » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:48 pm

Dylan wrote:The British - too good for their own good since Creation.
Britain didn't exist at creation my poor uneducated fool.

How can you be too good for your own good anyway, eh?
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Post by Dylan » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:07 pm

I'm your fool now? I thought I was Brend's fool.

And don't ask me how you people do it, you just seem to do it!

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Post by Obfleur » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:16 pm

You are all fools! :roll:
Can't believe I'm still here.

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Post by Best First » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:20 pm

Dylan wrote:I'm your fool now? I thought I was Brend's fool.
he sold you to me.

well, paid me to take you is more like it. Still not sure the Duchy of Cornwall is enough but i've signed the papers now.
And don't ask me how you people do it, you just seem to do it!
how?
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Post by Eline » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:49 pm

Best First wrote:
Dylan wrote:And don't ask me how you people do it, you just seem to do it!
how?
:eyebrow:

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Post by Dylan » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:56 pm

I second that smiley!

And knoweth that I do not particularly enjoy my new fate. Being bound to the King Tyrant of the Ivory Tower! Already do I hear the cries of revolution echo in its dungeons!

Who's with me?!

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Post by Best First » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:14 pm

TF2GO and Lord Cykill?
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Post by spiderfrommars » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:28 pm

It's all double dutch to me.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:54 pm

It's not so great being Dutch
It's just a crutch
To pretend you're real butch
Get back in your hutch
I'll slip the clutch
And as such
I'll kick you into touch
Is that too much?
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Best First » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:55 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote: Is that too much?
not as such.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:17 pm

*splutch*

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Post by saysadie » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:43 am

Canadians are way nicer though.

So... um... there? Yes! There!

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Post by Jazz » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:21 am

this is too good :lol: .

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Post by Emperor_Starscream » Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
that's funny

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Post by Guest » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:51 pm

Best First wrote:How can you be too good for your own good anyway, eh?
Perhaps it's in the breeding?

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