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lee and herring

Post by snarl » Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:58 pm

Very funny men.

Why are they never on tv anymore?

TV execs are thick [composite word including 'f*ck'], they take off all the best stuff.

We never see anymore Barrymore, Paul Gadd or Kenny Everett. What's happened to these three souls? Anybody would think they'd either bummed a man to death in a rape frenzy in their swimming pool, forced themselves on kids or sadly died of the AIDS the way they've been treated.

Sort it out TV people!

ps, I am doing bukake whilst I write this.
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Post by Señior's Covenant » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:02 pm

Your keyboard has my condolences.
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Post by snarl » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:20 pm

Why, my keyboard is just plastic and metal - it has no anima!

That's like saying 'you have my condolences' to Sassy for wees sake.
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Post by Ultimate Weapon » Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:45 pm

snarl wrote:'you have my condolences' to Sassy
The magazine? If so brilliant!

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Post by snarl » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:01 am

No, not the magazine, that stupid idiot that used to post here.
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Post by Ultimate Weapon » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:05 am

snarl wrote:No, not the magazine, that stupid idiot that used to post here.
Ah you mean the stupid idiot that used to post here and continues to post at the Archive.

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Post by Guest » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:08 am

snarl wrote:No, not the magazine, that stupid idiot that used to post here.
"OMG! OMG! OMG! That was like such a TransFans.com thing to say, y'know? And I'm like what-ever! And snarl's like she soooo didn't make the transition across to .net territory. And I'm like yuh-huh! And he's all nuh-uh!"

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Post by angloconvoy » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:44 am

That seriously has me in stitches, all the stuff I can't say over there!

p.s. I am also taking part in aforementioned bukkake as I write this.


p.p.s. How many guys before it counts as bukkake?

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Post by Ultimate Weapon » Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:55 am

angloconvoy wrote:.p.s. How many guys before it counts as bukkake?
4 or more. Only 2 guys and 1 girl is still considered a threesome.

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Post by angloconvoy » Wed Jan 26, 2005 1:00 am

I'm both delighted and slightly disturbed that I've finally found someone who can answer that question.

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Post by Best First » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:28 am

There are some guys on ebay selling Lee adn Herring DVDs with everything on them - Stewart Lee was actually encouraging people to buy these as the stuff will never get released by the BBC who would rather commission crap like My Family for decades at a time.

Altho they did of course show Lee's Jerry Springer the Opera much to the outrage of twarts everywhere.

PS I am joiing a soriety as i write this
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Post by snarl » Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:53 am

I read somewhere that the BBC, being the twarts they are, have lost loads of the master tapes to all their work.

Well done guys.

I'm going to hunt down this magical dvd.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:37 am

I got an email from Stewart Lee today, thanking me for my support during th Jerry Springer fiasco :D :D :D
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Best First » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:11 pm

wahey!
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Post by KingMob » Wed Jan 26, 2005 2:26 pm

Comic geeks might like to know that Stewart Lee will be on the ray-dee-oh tomorrow evening interviewing none other than Alan bloody Moore. Radio 4, 6.30 - 7pm.

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Post by Death's Head » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:01 pm

It's also archived at the Radio 4 website (search for Chain Reaction) and it's very, very good.
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