Crappy Jokes!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:15 am

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:18 pm

What do you call 4 hookers in a pizza hut line, first in line a brunnette and the other 3 blondes?

Regular price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:47 pm

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.
........ "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

Gekigengar · Post by **Gekigengar** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:28 am

q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

a: an interpreter.

A computer user called his computer tech support with a problem to his computer. The tech suppport asked him "What's wrong with your computer?" The user replied "My coffee cup holder is broken." Dumbfounded, the tech support person said "Sir, all computer manufacturers don't have coffee cup holders, where did you get yours?"
Computer user replied, "Mine has that coffee cup holder, all I do is just pushed the little button in front of the computer and out comes a sliding tray."

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:42 am

Why does Kobe cry after sex?

The pepper spray