looking for an all expense paid trip to a desert oasis?

Galvatron91 · Post by **Galvatron91** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:14 am

But missed out on the chance to enjoy extreme sports in such "hot spots" as Fallujah or Baghdad? Well, you're in luck...you may have yet another chance to win one of these all expense paid trips to ... Sunny Iran!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:37 pm

If I wanted an 'all expenses paid' trip to a desert oasis, I'd go to my city centre with a hacksaw*, climb into the static helium/hot air balloon**, and cut off the tether***!

*stolen, obviously.

**opportunity only available during the summer.

***or better yet, get a 'friend' to do it!

(I'd be dead due to asphyxiation long before I touched down, but you can't have everything!)