yesterday I went to the pub.

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yesterday I went to the pub.

Post by snarl » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:49 pm

We played Bullseye the arcade game!

This is how it went:

First dart: Food and Drink for 50 25 points. Q: What is Vodka made out of, Cheese slices or Potatoes?

a: Potatoes.

Second dart: We had activated 'Specail Throw' or something. So Bully ( the machine) used it's electronic brain to chuck all our darts, nailing us a 76 finish and in the process getting us onto the prize board.

Third dart: I nailed the bull for £5 straight away.

We put 50p in and played for about 30 seconds.

Happy days.
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Post by Best First » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:56 pm

that reminds me of the time i played monopoy and my second turn gave me a card with £10.

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Post by snarl » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:02 pm

Sometimes the games just pay up for nothing dont they?

That's how Lewis got hooked on Hollyoaks, poor blighter.

Although he did nail Elize Du Toit, so I dont know why I'm giving him any sympathy.
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Post by Pissin' Poonani » Thu Jan 13, 2005 1:06 pm

I used to live and work in a pub, and one afternoon we had a football fruit machine delivered. I put in about 2 quid, and got the £15 jackpot 3 times in a row. Then I got pissed.

That wasn't that uncommon, as the machines always arrived set to pay out quite frequently-until the landlord realised he could change this (he actually turned one machine off when my brother had £30 sitting in the bank).
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:17 pm

Gambling isnt one of my vices (luckily) - but ive had some good moments.

I recall a birthday a few years back, I was now skint after a day of drinking, there was this furit machine called 'on the buses' - on one of the reels s a symbol of man named stan, I love stan. if this single symbol spins in on the centre reall, u can
A. go to the board.
B. you can run around the board and never lose - now i only knew this because someone had shown me

so

Kaching!

£20 jackpot!
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Post by Pissin' Poonani » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:26 pm

I remember one guy had a real problem with the fruit machine at my local-one night he pumped £70 into it, and wouldn't let the landlord close up until 1am-and that was only because he ran out of money. He was back up at lunch time the next day, and stuck in about £30 more. All that for a £15 jackpot, the tool.
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