**** United (+ ref) V Spurs

Post by **snarl** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:28 pm

Now I never played pro, but I think the rules for pro footy are the same as amatuer footy.

Only... I thought that when the ball crosses the line, a goal is scored?

SO WHY THE [composite word including 'f*ck'] DID WE GET ****?!?!?!?!?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:30 pm

snarl wrote:Only... I thought that when the ball crosses the line, a goal is scored?

Nonono - when the ball crosses the line, it's out of play. And a goal can't be scored if the ball's out of play.

Or when the referee's too busy trying to get Sir Alex's balls out to play. Or something.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:33 pm

want me to come sort it out then? *click click*

Post by **snarl** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:55 pm

I would love you to do that.

You do mean kill the **** dont you?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:06 pm

HAH - but from my perspective, we could have gained 2 points on arsenal...
wank - Chelski stroll on. bah.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:11 pm

snarl wrote:I would love you to do that.

You do mean kill the **** dont you?

Or cause Grievous Bodily Harm

Post by **snarl** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:02 am

******* disgrace:

http://www.bentex.co.uk/video/Carroll_blunder.wmv

Ultimate Weapon · Post by **Ultimate Weapon** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:05 am

snarl wrote:******* disgrace:

http://www.bentex.co.uk/video/Carroll_blunder.wmv

That constitutes as having possesion of the football, therefore it's a fumble.

God how can people watch the NFL?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:20 am

wth does that have to do with the NFL?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:27 am

LOL that is just the funniest **** ever.

Unless you're a Spurs fan, obviously.

Ultimate Weapon · Post by **Ultimate Weapon** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:51 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:wth does that have to do with the NFL?

It was a joke ribman!

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:05 am

ah was very confused

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:03 am

It's a scandal!

Does Man United need a new goalie?
What happened to Tim Howard?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:04 am

Ill bet the Ref is Dutch, Snarl...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:15 am

Obfleur wrote:What happened to Tim Howard?

Scapegoat, I think.

Ever since Schmeichel left, any dip in Utd's form seems to get blamed on the goalie. The next time he makes any sort of mistake he gets dropped, frozen out and not heard from again.

Standards are too high there or something.

I think they should bring back Taibi. He was great. Though not for them, obviously...

Post by **snarl** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:03 am

To be fair, Tim Howard is **** and did cost United a lot of points as well CL proress purely by being individually **** on a number of occasions.

The funny thing is...

There is absolutely no way Howard should have been eligable for a Work Permit, as he is indeed **** and had played nowhere near the amount of games needed to be deemed eligable.

At the same time he signed for United, Spurs tried to sign an established US international and his WP was turned down.

Funny that, eh?

Or not.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:04 am

English footy is like a soap opera

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:47 am

snarl wrote:To be fair, Tim Howard is **** and did cost United a lot of points as well CL proress purely by being individually **** on a number of occasions.

The funny thing is...

There is absolutely no way Howard should have been eligable for a Work Permit, as he is indeed **** and had played nowhere near the amount of games needed to be deemed eligable.

At the same time he signed for United, Spurs tried to sign an established US international and his WP was turned down.

Funny that, eh?

Or not.

Howard was good up untill he lost it.
Re-Watching yesterdays goal. how did carrol drop the ball? - oh dear...

oh well looks like Chelski have won it, I cant see them losing 4 games now.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:50 am

They will lose to us.

We will park the bus.

Believe.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:57 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:Howard was good up untill he lost it.

Insightful!

Big Ron would be proud.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:08 am

well he did have a pretty sharp and sudden dip in form - he was riding pretty high as one of the best shot stoppers in the premm, then it all went to pot.

Snarl park the bus for us - if you can beat them, arse can beat them, man united beat them.... theres still hope!

Post by **snarl** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:19 am

If Kanoute and Defoe are fit, the bus wont be parked.

We'll drive it at them.

I'd take just Kanoute to be honest, he is on fire since Jol took over.

Carrick to score his first soon as well. Hanson was loving him yesterday.

Oh yeah, this is mildly funny: Old Teddy Sheringham was clubbing it till late on NYE, he's a model pro dont ya know! My mates collared him for a drunken chat and got their pictures taken on cameraphone.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:02 pm

im gutted we lost giggs - he was well in form, bollox, what with most of the strike force on the bench. - oh how I miss ruud now...

Post by **snarl** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:05 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:07 pm

Even fergie said it was a goal

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:15 pm

snarl wrote:Great animation

Hilarious

Nosecone · Post by **Nosecone** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:23 pm

quality animation, how the ref could be such a c*** I will never know

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:27 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:oh well looks like Chelski have won it, I cant see them losing 4 games now.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/table.asp?nav ... y&clid=786

We're top of the league! ******* cakewalk, baby.

Ahem.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:33 pm

Yay Southampton! ...16

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:51 pm

If you watch closely - United has about 5 players sitting on spurs back line, the linesman ruuns forward as united hoof it up field. mendiatazazaaz recives the ball for spurs, linesman and reff are on the halfway line. mendz hoofs back towards carrol, who at first appears to catch it easily. I think linesman actually looks away as it seems so obvious that Carrol has caught the ball. as he turns away carrol spills it (hwo the [composite word including 'f*ck'] do u do that?) and it gos in.

the lines man and ref were postiond correctly in all fairness for where the action was taking place on the pitch . but its a good example of why u need a goal mouth camera....at least.

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