What is typically french?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:23 pm

So far I've got;
French cheese.
French footyplayers

Baguettes.

I'm looking for attributes that can be applied to people. A french mustasche, etc.

Or something that a person can hold / wear (you can hold a baguette, for example. You can wear clothes).

I prefer if it's quite smallish, and cheap to buy.

Bring it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:00 pm

A bicycle, a string of onions, a blue and white striped jersey, a beret, a small pair of spectacles and a moustache is about as French as one could get.

Stereotypically speaking, bien sur.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:17 pm

Dude, as usual you rock!
Stereotypes are just the things I'm searching for.

Post by **Denyer** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:22 pm

A fascist approach to the evolution of language? That doesn't really lend itself to costume...

Black polo-neck sweater, cropped haircut, abridged book by Jean-Paul Sartre and a mug of coffee.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 11:35 pm

Fancy dress party, eh?

But, Obfleur, how are you going to disguise those goldilocks of yours?

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:21 am

being a wussy!

cowering when they see a german, or even a braut for that matter!

..

for the idiots, here it is: [/sarcasm]

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:37 am

Go as Leon the Professional. You can't beat that.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:48 am

I'm going to France next month!

A pair of glasses
Coffee is good, but not a large mug, make it a small one
A hautain expression
When disgusted, wrinkle your nose
Talking about food all day

What do you need it for, Obfleur?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:56 am

A friend of mine is moving to France.
The stuff is a "Things you'll need to easier blend in"-present.

I'm not gonna dress up as a frenchmen

Master_Fwiffo · Post by **Master_Fwiffo** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:04 am

FREEDOM FRIES DANGIT!

Emperor_Starscream · Post by **Emperor_Starscream** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:50 pm

drink a lot of wine? and say "sacreble" in every phrace

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:21 pm

SACRE BLEU

I'm drunk - but just a tiny bit

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:50 pm

I didn't think you became angry while drunk?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:31 am

"I 'ate zee Eengleezh! I zbeet on zerr Eengleezh wayz! And I burn zerr zheep and cowz zo az not to eat zem!"

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:34 am

"Ah leff et yuur purtheteek urtermpts tur zpeek uur leurnguarj!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:43 am

"Good Moaning!"

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:06 am

Obfleur wrote:A friend of mine is moving to France.

Go as Leon the Professional. You can't beat that.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:07 am

kissing?

Emperor_Starscream · Post by **Emperor_Starscream** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:40 am

think that jerry lewis is the best comic ever

Master_Fwiffo · Post by **Master_Fwiffo** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:00 am

You silly English Pig-Dogs. I fart in your general direction!

I can't beleive nobody quoted that yet, and I cant belive I missed that the first time arounf.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:59 am

Predabot wrote:I didn't think you became angry while drunk?

I've never been angry while drunk.
I just threw in the angry smiley for no reason at all.

Anyways..

Wewease Wogew!

Not the same movie, I know.