My disgusting new years eve tale.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 7:12 pm

I was walking around outside (drunk). It had been raining earlier so the place was all muddy.
When I got up to my apartment some mud fell off from my shoe.
In my drunken state of mind I thought "I'll just wipe it clean with my sock".
So I take my sock off, and proceed to wipe.

Turns out the mud was in fact dog poo.
I was wiping dog poo all over my floor.
Yay me!
The place smelled like crap when I woke up today.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:50 pm

You foo! Serves ya right, ya debilitated drunk!

Take this as a lesson kids! Don't drink, cause then you'll get a living-room floor smeared with poo.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:17 am

Eh a similar thing happened to me recently. I hate dogs. People who own dogs in London should be fined.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:55 pm

I'm so drunk, I'm back in time.
RRRRARRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:09 am

Ok-sober'ish now.

I thought I was imagining this last night, but no-how did this year and a bit old topic end up on the front page?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:24 am

I am confused.

EDIT: Maybe someone made a link to this thread, in another thread?

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:54 am

I have no idea, my dear Obbyfleur.

I was rather drunk, so I probably cocked things up somewhere along the line.

I just remember it taking me five times as long to type things, and deciding that everything was brilliant last night.

I should not be allowed to drink.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:23 am

Pissin' Poonani wrote:I should not be allowed to drink.

When you've made out with a car salesman in the back of a [really really cool] car, then you know you should not be allowed to drink anymore.

I never have... I wasn't lucky enough to find one with a cool car...

I have that "everything is brilliant" syndrome when drunk, too. Hence the car salesman.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:31 am

saysadie wrote:
Pissin' Poonani wrote:I should not be allowed to drink.
When you've made out with a car salesman in the back of a [really really cool] car, then you know you should not be allowed to drink anymore.

I never have... I wasn't lucky enough to find one with a cool car...

I have that "everything is brilliant" syndrome when drunk, too. Hence the car salesman.

Glad it's not just me! In a nice way, of course.

I've decided that the best course of action is to keep drinking, so that's what I'm doing. There are no car salesmen in sight at the mo, so I might be ok...

...who am I kidding? This can't end well-can it?

Post by **Best First** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:21 pm

my night did...

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:37 pm

Best First wrote:my night did...

Did you play love games with a young lady, sir?

I've been drinking since about 10am, and I cannot get drunk. I'm not entirely sober, but I'm not as rat-****** as I should be.

I am now making chilli.

Post by **Best First** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:16 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:
love games

Baileys.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:41 pm

Baileys is nice!

Pissin' Poonani wrote:
I am now making chilli.

If you're not back within a 24 hour period, I'll assume you set the place on fire. And then I'll cry.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:31 pm

saysadie wrote:
If you're not back within a 24 hour period, I'll assume you set the place on fire. And then I'll cry.

Everything's cool Sades-no need for tears.

I just watched Underworld: Evolution. I love Kate Beckinsale, and want to do naughty things to her bottom.