Dane Cook

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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Dec 30, 2004 7:58 am

One of the funniest comedians to come out in the past few years IMO.

He was on Comedy Central tonight and and had this to say:
"I cant wait to have kids in order to name them. I will name them after my favorite cartoon as a kid 'Transformers'. Imagine it 'Optimus Prime, put the toy down, put it down, MEGATRON do NOT hit Sizzle, not nice. NO"

Perhaps being punch drunk tired made this all the funnier to me, but I thought it was worth sharing :)
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:18 am

Dammit that's my joke. I always wanted to call my first-born Megatron.

Probably why I don't have kids...
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Thu Dec 30, 2004 1:24 pm

I want to have twins and name them Cyclonus, and his Armada
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