PMS, bah!

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:01 pm

Now I know why men should beware of women with PMS.

I've been happy-sad-angry-crying-mad-etc, all the crazy moodswings for a week know, have stomach cramps every morning, am very tired and angry with the world in general. Grrrrr! And I need chocolate, but can't eat it since it will only make things worse.

And when it stops, I get my period. Yay.

Maybe all men should have this once, to know what women must go through. I'll gladly trade my PMS for a man-thing.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:35 pm

You have PM! (for real)

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:40 pm

Hows about shaving every morning? Then slapping aftershave on it. You can have that if you'd like

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:48 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:Hows about shaving every morning? Then slapping aftershave on it. You can have that if you'd like

Sure! That sounds very good.

Or does it hurt too?

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:49 pm

Sorry to hear that Eline. Here's a hug and a few smilies.

Hope you feel better soon.

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:01 pm

Eline wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:
Or does it hurt too?

Hell yes!!!

scrape scrape scrape CUT BLEED scrape scrape SLICE scrape scrape BLEED...

pat pat pat

YOOOOOOUUUUUUCH!!!

Though on the bright side you get the age-old game of man since time immemorial... trying to suck you own... ahem...

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:13 pm

Eline wrote:Maybe all men should have this once, to know what women must go through. I'll gladly trade my PMS for a man-thing.

There's always getting kicked in the nuts which women seem to think is sooo funny. I'd be happy to switch for a time so I could be moody with a biological excuse. Had stomach & intestinal problems all my life so cramps should be interesting for a change.

Just kidding by the way. I'm not fond of bleeding.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:28 pm

I'd switch PMS for my libido right now. My gf is still in New Zealand and not coming back until the 6th...my balls are the size of watermelons and I have to carry them around on a small cart. Plus I can't contentrate on anything for more than 10 seconds without pictures of naked women flashing behind my eyes.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:57 pm

Karl Lynch wrote: scrape scrape scrape CUT BLEED scrape scrape SLICE scrape scrape BLEED...

pat pat pat

YOOOOOOUUUUUUCH!!!

Karl Lynch wrote:Though on the bright side you get the age-old game of man since time immemorial... trying to suck you own... ahem...

Thanks everyone

Poor EmVee

Can't you just erm, masturbate a few times per day? Or doesn't that help?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:15 pm

Eline wrote:Can't you just erm, masturbate a few times per day?

This is why I love Transfans.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:39 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Plus I can't contentrate on anything for more than 10 seconds without pictures of naked women flashing behind my eyes.

Excellent! Those post-retinal intrusion optic nerve image injectors are working perfectly!

Stage One is a complete success.

We can now begin Stage Two: Implanting a SCART socket in Obfleur's nose.

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:43 pm

Rebis wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:Plus I can't contentrate on anything for more than 10 seconds without pictures of naked women flashing behind my eyes.
Excellent! Those post-retinal intrusion optic nerve image injectors are working perfectly!

Stage One is a complete success.

We can now begin Stage Two: Implanting a SCART socket in Obfleur's nose.

SCART is outdated, how about a Firewire and two USB ports

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:47 pm

Rebis wrote: We can now begin Stage Two: Implanting a SCART socket in Obfleur's nose.

sidestreaker · Post by **sidestreaker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:55 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:40 pm

Stormwolf wrote:
Rebis wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:Plus I can't contentrate on anything for more than 10 seconds without pictures of naked women flashing behind my eyes.
Excellent! Those post-retinal intrusion optic nerve image injectors are working perfectly!

Stage One is a complete success.

We can now begin Stage Two: Implanting a SCART socket in Obfleur's nose.
SCART is outdated, how about a Firewire and two USB ports

Didn't you attend the meeting we had on this? Analogue all the way. Digital is just too discrete for where this project is intended.

Post by **Denyer** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:27 am

Karl Lynch wrote:Hows about shaving every morning? Then slapping aftershave on it.

Electric razor.

Eline wrote:have stomach cramps every morning

http://www.myvag.net/blood/cramps/ might have a few suggestions. Generally a cool site.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:02 am

Eline wrote:Poor EmVee Can't you just erm, masturbate a few times per day? Or doesn't that help?

Been staying at my Mom's house = no, erm, "material" += no "free" time to do it in

Just got back to Camden where my hard drive lives.

Post by **Kaylee** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:43 am

But electric razors suck!!

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:52 am

Eline wrote:I'll gladly trade my PMS for a man-thing.

If it's a "man-thing" you be cravin' missy, I got one for ya. A giant sized Man-Thing at that!

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what? What did you think I was talking about?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:53 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:I'd switch PMS for my libido right now. My gf is still in New Zealand and not coming back until the 6th...my balls are the size of watermelons and I have to carry them around on a small cart. Plus I can't contentrate on anything for more than 10 seconds without pictures of naked women flashing behind my eyes.

I feel ya man. Jessy and the kids are in Louisiana until further notice. Been there for 2 weeks already... Ive been on a 40 days and 40 nights type mission.. Its not as easy as you think.

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:14 pm

Rebis wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
Rebis wrote: Excellent! Those post-retinal intrusion optic nerve image injectors are working perfectly!

Stage One is a complete success.

We can now begin Stage Two: Implanting a SCART socket in Obfleur's nose.
SCART is outdated, how about a Firewire and two USB ports
Didn't you attend the meeting we had on this? Analogue all the way. Digital is just too discrete for where this project is intended.

I must have been sick that day

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:34 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:
Eline wrote:I'll gladly trade my PMS for a man-thing.
If it's a "man-thing" you be cravin' missy, I got one for ya. A giant sized Man-Thing at that!

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:09 pm

I have flu

and everyone knows manflu is much worse than any other kind of flu...

Sympathy please

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:36 pm

*hug and cuddle*

Have a nice cup of tea and a munchie.

And why should manflu be any different than womanflu?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:38 pm

Eline wrote:...why should manflu be any different than womanflu?

Larger nasal capacity.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:07 pm

With quotes like that, you could be the ultimate profiler, Emvee. Very charming.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:44 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Eline wrote:Poor EmVee Can't you just erm, masturbate a few times per day? Or doesn't that help?
Been staying at my Mom's house = no, erm, "material" += no "free" time to do it in

Alternately, you COULD teabag your gobblewhompers into a cold soda. Holding it off while giving you a prop you could screw someone with, it's doubleplus good.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:59 pm

Aaron Hong wrote:Alternately, you COULD teabag your gobblewhompers into a cold soda. Holding it off while giving you a prop you could screw someone with, it's doubleplus good.

Well. That's... ..um.... ....inventive?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:08 pm

Aaron Hong wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:
Eline wrote:Poor EmVee Can't you just erm, masturbate a few times per day? Or doesn't that help?
Been staying at my Mom's house = no, erm, "material" += no "free" time to do it in
Alternately, you COULD teabag your gobblewhompers into a cold soda. Holding it off while giving you a prop you could screw someone with, it's doubleplus good.

Either that, or my mom could walk in on me while I've got me plums in an Apple Tango, which is possibly more embarrassing than getting caught wanking...

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:59 am

My wife may get mean, but at least its not THIS bad.

http://chugworth.com/comic.php?id=157

Hey, I didnt start this topic..

TransFans.co.uk

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