GTA san andreas

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:06 pm

We interupt this thread, to bring you more spoilers...

There are some truly horrible and desperately evil missions in this game, and they all involve planes. You will want to slaughter every person involved in the making of this game. And their families. But, you will get through them, and there are some ******* amazingly cool missions which will make you go "Yay!".

Dark Link · Post by **Dark Link** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:07 pm

I've wiped the Ballas out. No more Ballas. All the pussy purple has turned to a Grove Street Green.

Problem is I can't do the pimping missions. I get to the tenth customer and something always goes wrong, in the way that he'll dive into my car, killing himself.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:26 pm

Anybody have any hints for the zero shoot down the planes mission? It's a bitch, as I think everyone is already learning.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:33 pm

Shanti418 wrote:Anybody have any hints for the zero shoot down the planes mission? It's a bitch, as I think everyone is already learning.

Just keep shooting! I lost 3 out of 4 transmitters but managed it ok. Keep an eye on the direction the planes come in from using the radar as well, and don't take your finger off of the trigger-never know when you'll get that lucky shot in!

Mind you, once you get onto his next mission, you'll wish you'd never bothered!

Post by **Best First** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:24 pm

i have yet to encounter anything involving planes...

i did just get to San Ferrero - have i missed something? Nice GTA 3 tie in on the way to SF...

this gane is bloody ace.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:27 pm

Best First wrote:Nice GTA 3 tie in on the way to SF...

Thats the mission I just completed.

So how far is everyone?
Sadly my progress is hampered by taking the missions in turns with the gf.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:29 pm

In San Fierro, you'll encounter a character by the name of 'Zero' who you have to do missions for. The second one is called 'Supply Lines' and is fecking horrible.

Some time after that, you'll have to go through flight school in order to progress through the game-that is equally horrible.

But, as someone who has completed the all the missions and is now gunning for 100%, it's worth every bloody second.

What GTA3 tribute do you speak of? I can't remember.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 1:46 pm

The people at the company I do freelance work for now just bought San Andreas today. I brought my Playstation 2 and we hooked it up to the beamer. 3 x 1.5 meters or so is pretty nice.

They suggested I keep the game when this gig is over. I could consider their offer I guess.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:04 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:
Best First wrote:Nice GTA 3 tie in on the way to SF...
Thats the mission I just completed.

So how far is everyone?
Sadly my progress is hampered by taking the missions in turns with the gf.

sounds like my progress is the same as yours. That race was a kent eh?

PP - you clearly have more free time than me... git. However, this makes you useful. When i got booted out of Los Santos all my gang progress dissapeared - can you resume this later on? Cheers.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 3:09 pm

Yep, you'll come back to doing turf wars later.

More than happy to impart my wisdom (stop laughing) on all things San Andreas!

Oh, and although the GTA3 tribute you're talking about is cool, there's an even better'un later on!

Oh yeah-gambling rules. I put ten grand on Shatners Bassoon at 12-1

Post by **Best First** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:18 pm

is there rally a Shatners Bassoon in thre?

hurrah!

Smoke needs to die...

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:20 pm

Best First wrote:is there rally a Shatners Bassoon in thre?

Sure is!

Post by **Best First** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 4:38 pm

Chris Morris references in video games = Boz Boz.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:11 am

argh! little planes! argh!

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:13 am

Best First wrote:argh! little planes! argh!

I know

Have you managed it, or are you still stuck in the hell that is 'Supply Lines'?

Post by **Best First** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:19 am

i was 6 seconds away and then boom - last transmitter down.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:23 am

Best First wrote:i was 6 seconds away and then boom - last transmitter down.

Ah...I thought you were on the next mission, which takes evil to a whole new level. My thoughts are with you during this trying time.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:24 pm

i appreciate that.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:45 pm

ok - supply lines took me 5 goes and was the least fun i have ever had.

te bit where i killed the fifth and thought yay! And then...

"now get back to base"

argh!

utter tits.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:59 pm

It sucks hard, but 5 tries? You did a hell of a lot better than I did!

Post by **Best First** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:02 pm

i would be proud, but i feel there was no science or method at all in my victoy, just sheer bloody mindedness on my part.

painful stuff.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:09 pm

Yep. It was the ****** on the motorbike that kept doing me in-when I finally twatted him without taking any damage it was a breeze.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:11 pm

uuuh - the FCR-900 is sex.

woo!

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:17 pm

Have you been in a car with nitrous yet? Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:23 pm

I'm still stuck on the roof shooting planes. Bah!

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:27 pm

Zeros missions are the wankiest in a GTA game ever. It's now an established fact.

Dark Link · Post by **Dark Link** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:43 pm

Supply Lines: 2 Tries.

Bitches

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:50 pm

Dark Link wrote:Supply Lines: 2 Tries.

Bitches

Erm, you seem to be missing the point here, which is that we are playing the English version of San Andreas, which is more difficult.

For instance, the 'Supply Lines' mission is made nearly impossible because R* send a representative round your house to break both your thumbs before you play it, and as for the final mission...well, let's just say it involves a sleep deprived monkey with...

Bah, I got nuthin'

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:37 am

Supply Lines:

Right, so I FINALLY kill all FIVE couriers and what does it do? Tells me I have to get home before running out of fuel!

What a piece of ****.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:39 am

It smells of wee.