TransFans. The Sims 2 Saga.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:33 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:

In the NAVY!

*spits tea all over monitor*

Obfleur wrote:Emvee was dying

I'm too young to die yet

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:02 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote: I'm too young to die yet

Luckily you survived!

Tomorrow I'll be playing with Transfans Family 01.
Stay tuned!

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:09 pm

When can we see the interior of the third home?

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:35 am

Obfleur wrote:

"The day will come, when the sphincters of men fail, but it is not this day! THIS DAY, WE FART!!!"

Obfleur wrote:Aaron has two fears in the game; telling joke to Obfleur, that Obfleur doesnt like. And telling Obfleur how much he appreciates him, and being rejected (love is in the air?).

Look, it's not my fault you don't appreciate normal humor anymore. Goatse indeed.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:47 am

This is the result whenever i tell a women that i run a Transformers message board...

Post by **Computron** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:09 pm

Best First wrote: This is the result whenever i tell a women that i run a Transformers message board...

They offer to clean your bathroom?

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:17 pm

Computron wrote: They offer to clean your bathroom?

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

Post by **Denyer** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:36 pm

No, they want to see his crotch remain covered by the large cardboard heart...

Tired Tracks · Post by **Tired Tracks** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:08 pm

Why would a maid wear that uniform anyway?
Sometimes game programmers get lonely I know, but still!

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:53 pm

Best First wrote:

This is the result whenever i tell a women that i run a Transformers message board...

They stand in shocked silence as a spear of frozen piss threatens to penetrate your rather 'I'm off to Whitechapel to slice up prostitutes' style hat?

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:12 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:...as a spear of frozen piss...

Either said individual needs to stop taking so many drugs or start drinking more water. Or both.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:26 pm

Optimus Prime Rid gat a job in the law enforcement (spelling) today. Yay for him!
Kup_1 hired a maid.
Rebis danced. And it was cool
Kup_1 got an enemy - The maid. They hate each other.

As usual, feel fre to add your own comments to the pictures! I encourage you all to do so.

Oh, it's just Rebis playing chess in the middle of the night with himself

Jetfire and Kup_1: What the hell is that?!

Oh, it's just Optimus Prime Rid.

"Please Saysadie, don't kill me..!"

Where the hell is Saysadies hand?!

Saysadie and Kup_1

Yes, they are arguing

Saysadie playing chess with Rebis "Hm.. what shoud I do?"

"Please... just do something.. before I... explode!

The maid that Kup_1 hired

Optimus Prime Rid dumping some toxic waste in the bathroom

Saysadie playing darts

Nice job Saysadie!

Optimus Prime Rid dancing in the middle of the morning to some heavy metal

Optimus Prime Rid

Saysadie and Jetfire talking about.. err, something

"Oh my god.. aliens..."

Rebis.

I think I'll have time for Family 03 tomorrow - and I'll show some interior shots then.

And we need three more people to join - then we'll have enough people for a fourth house!

So dont be shy - and feel free to invite people.
(Orion Pax and Karl Lynch will live in Family Four. So come on everybody!)

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:30 pm

* emerges from hiding *

I could do with a few friends, please sign me up for house number 4, Obfleur.

I'll take a look at those statistics you need to know right away. If you need a picture, I can link you to one.

Thanks.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:01 pm

Obfleur wrote:
Oh, it's just Rebis playing chess in the middle of the night with himself

Well, I haven't got anyone's snoring to put up with.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:31 pm

FINALLY I never have to leave the house![/img]

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:44 pm

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:FINALLY I never have to leave the house!

That's right, Rid, you don't. Just think yourself lucky it was only a still of me dancing, and not footage.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:10 am

yeah when did I become rid? anyway, if I could do that I wouldnt ever leave the house.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:22 am

Obfleur wrote:

Atomic Wedgie!

Obfleur wrote:

"...and I was passing by TransFans01, and there was Computron handcuffed to the pinball machine, and I was like 'I heard of alcohol abuse, but alcoholic abuse?' I mean how wack is that? Alcoholic abuse?"

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:23 am

Sim Sadie 0W|\|5 darts.

...No, really! Those were just practice shots. I swear.

Rebis (in a desperate attempt to influence the results of the game) resorts to attempted mind control.

Well, either that or he's thinking reeeeeaaally hard.

Sadie: "... That's funny... I smell something burning..."

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:50 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:yeah when did I become rid?

Sorry!
I was very tired when I posted the screenshots - I typed "Rib" but then I thought "Rib...? No, it's gotta be Rid" (Like Robots in disguise)

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:45 am

'Aww man, I can never remember how the little horsies are supposed to go...'

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:50 am

"Rebis always wanted to be Rumble when he grew up."

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:58 pm

Okay, here's the first TransFans SIms 2 music video! - kind of.

(To the tune of 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by Weird Al Yankovic)

It started with a game, made by Maxis and EA
It's a game called Sims 2, and it's real fun to play
Obfleur sent some PMs all over the place
Now we got TransFans walking all around in Sim-space

Our Emvee was gossiping, and Best First was teasin'

He was whistling like a bird, for no specific reason
But when they were all sleeping, Besty uttered this line:
'It's 3:30am, and the house is all mine!'

The night Best First went crazy
The night our Paul went insane
He's had that box on for too long
Not much oxygen reaching his brain

Now he couldn't remember when he last had a shower
So he stared into the microwave for a quarter of an hour
Turns out it was himself when he thought he smelled sardines
So he started using the couch as a trampoline

Until he tried to mimic Aaron, and did some kungfu kick

Bashed his head on the fireplace, and left cracks in the bricks
He thought he'd take a bath, it might end all their bitchin'
So he grabbed soap and sponges and went to the kitchen

The night Best First went crazy
The night Boxhead flipped his lid
Wish I could see the looks on their faces
When they wake up and see what he did

Running TransFans alone has driven him insane
His dirty clothes are in the dishwasher
and that ain't coleslaw that's cloggin' the drain
When they wake up next morning, he'll be the one snoring
And in one solemn voice they will go 'Best First, you d!!k'
Holy crap on a stick
This is all making me sick

Now it's morning, and things have stabilised
Some housemates got jobs, to avoid being victimised
Someone hired a maid, to clean up after Emvee
Butt seeing her has gotten Besters into a frenzy

He was all over her, like a fat kid on candy

All his bird-calling practice came in rather handy
But when night falls again, boy he'll kick up a fuss
When they find out just how good 'her' sex-change op was

The night Best First went crazy
Next week on 'When Admins Attack'
All his housemates agreed on the same thing
That he must have smoked some bad crack

Oh, the night Best First went crazy
The night our Paul went insane
He's had that box on for too long
Not much oxygen reaching his brain
Wo-oh, not much oxygen reaching his brain
I said not much oxygen reaching his brain

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:54 pm

"There is no spoon. Damnit, there is no spoon... .........but there is a sink?"

Proof that Saysadie should never work for a laser eye care center.

"Holy crap, the moon is on fire. ...oh wait that's the sun."

"Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men. One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of a furious fire fight in Tunisia. I stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up there at a time like that. He answered, "Fixing the wire, Sir". I asked, "Isn't that a little unhealthy right about now?" He answered, "Yes Sir, but the Goddamned wire has to be fixed". I asked, "Don't those planes strafing the road bother you?" And he answered, "No, Sir, but you sure as hell do!" Now, there was a real man. A real soldier....

Sorry, channeling Patton again. Now for a singalong...

[Jetfire:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
[Kup_1:]
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:32 pm

Jetfire: Honestly I've never measured it. How big does it look when it's going?
Sadie: WOOOOOOW. This big

*Sadie then indicates what she would like to do to Jetfire*

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:33 pm

Pr0n!!

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:34 pm

Kickass!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:52 am

"Hmm, you don't see one of those every day. Holy crap, Kup_1! That's the roof!"

"While we're playing, Sadie, I was wondering if you knew what happened to my ceiling?"

"If I hold my hand at the correct angle, I can redirect the sun's rays into my eye, thus simulating being blinded by the bedroom light, which mysteriously went missing at the same time as the roof!"

"Must stay awake. Guard against roof thieves."

"I can hear you down there, plotting to steal my new roof! I'll 'ave you, Butler!"

Post by **Computron** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:29 am

Rebis wins!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:14 am

We have enough people for a fourth house!
It'll be up and running tomorrow I think.

Family 04 will be:
Orion Pax
Dylan
Karl Lynch
Hound
Nebbie
Tired Tracks