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by angloconvoy
Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:34 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Crappy Jokes!
Replies: 34
Views: 6592

A Smartee breaks out of the Smartee factory and walks around sweetland saying "I'm the hardest sweet in town". He storms into a bar and demands a pint saying "Give me a pint, cos I'm the hardest sweet in town!" as he's drinking his pint in walks a locket, and the smartee dives under a table. When th...
by angloconvoy
Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:24 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: She's kina fine, but I feel like a tosser
Replies: 19
Views: 4869

Next time we all go for a drink, we should give that one a go...

You're lovely, cn I eat you out? Strangely, I reckon if you asked every single girl in a club that you'd probably get somewhere.
by angloconvoy
Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:15 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Crappy Jokes!
Replies: 34
Views: 6592

big ish
by angloconvoy
Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:13 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: She's kina fine, but I feel like a tosser
Replies: 19
Views: 4869

Thing is, I did have a good night, since I was just hanging out with mates. I just saw someone I fancied, and well, meh. And as far as meeting trough friends goes, most of my friends are of that age where most people they know are hooked up, and I've pretty much exhausted the supply of attractive si...
by angloconvoy
Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:55 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Crappy Jokes!
Replies: 34
Views: 6592

Terrible, and I still laughed.

I once knew a man with five trouser snakes. His underpants fit like a glove.
by angloconvoy
Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:09 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: She's kina fine, but I feel like a tosser
Replies: 19
Views: 4869

That's another thing, I'm flirty as hell once I get talking to people, but its the "approaching some stranger that I fancy" bit that I feel like a bit of a nonce on. Cos you have to say something, otherwise you just look like a letcherous stalker, but if its not the right something, they tend to thi...
by angloconvoy
Sun Jan 23, 2005 12:46 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: She's kina fine, but I feel like a tosser
Replies: 19
Views: 4869

ooh me po' noggin

And that folks, is one of the many dangers of late night drunken intarweb use. And after this post, I'm going to go check just what I wrote in my blog. Its all a bit hazy between buying the fried chicken at about 3 am and throwing it up at about 9. All good points though. I think it doesn't help if ...
by angloconvoy
Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:45 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: She's kina fine, but I feel like a tosser
Replies: 19
Views: 4869

True enough, but its more a thing about approahing strangers with, well, not a line, but an in. I used to have very little trouble with it, but I seem to have lost it since my last relationship. Bit pathetic I know, but I guess that's what love can do to a guy. Still, its time to move on, and I have...
by angloconvoy
Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:32 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: She's kina fine, but I feel like a tosser
Replies: 19
Views: 4869

She's kina fine, but I feel like a tosser

I know besty knows how I fell, and I'm sure many of the rest of you do too. I've been single since the last one broke my heart and am only just getting back in the game. Thing is, I'm stil having trouble on the approach. What to say? Whatever I can think of makes me sound like a total tit. Hmmm, wha...
by angloconvoy
Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:23 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: London Beers
Replies: 99
Views: 17126

Well what did you want? The moon on a stick?
by angloconvoy
Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:45 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: London Beers
Replies: 99
Views: 17126

I'm eggstatic! EGG!
by angloconvoy
Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:03 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: London Beers
Replies: 99
Views: 17126

well I had a great night. Its not often a bunch of guys can get together to talk about fist of fun and bukkake (very nearly in the same sentence too).


p.s. I am taking part in bukkake as I write this...
by angloconvoy
Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:29 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: London Beers
Replies: 99
Views: 17126

The food in that place was good though.
by angloconvoy
Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:37 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: London Beers
Replies: 99
Views: 17126

Metal Vendetta wrote:As mentioned above, I'm in. Angloconvoy mentioned this week he'd probably be up for beers as well...I'm sure he'll drop by at some point :)


Aye, he will at that.
by angloconvoy
Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:07 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: New Year's resolutions
Replies: 12
Views: 3936

Re: New Year's resolutions

Eline wrote:2. Start driving lessons and get a licence
3. Get fit, more endurance, stamina, those things


Those two kinda match mine. I'd like to take up martial arts again also, but I have to see what the osteopath says on monday.
by angloconvoy
Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:17 am
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Heartbroken
Replies: 16
Views: 4158

Sorry to hear it mate. If you need someone to talk, or drink, with then give me a bell. I was going to drop you a line tomorrow about my birthday anyway, as it goes.
by angloconvoy
Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:02 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Book club - The first book we're reading is Neuromancer
Replies: 69
Views: 10657

I've been meaning to read are you dave gorman for ages. Loved the show.
by angloconvoy
Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:04 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Book club - The first book we're reading is Neuromancer
Replies: 69
Views: 10657

Tried to read the first of the Gaunt's Ghosts series, but it just wasn't holding my attention. Mind you, I was in hospital when I started reading it, so it would have taken something a bit special to keep my interest.
by angloconvoy
Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:53 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Book club - The first book we're reading is Neuromancer
Replies: 69
Views: 10657

Must admit, I'm not a hugh Phillip K Dick fan myself. Well, maybe that's not fair, I've only ever tried to read DADOES, but didn't bother finishing it. Edit: I could happily recommend Fight Club. Also, Espedair Street, or maybe The Business (both Iain Banks). Or for lighter stuff, Bill The Galactic ...
by angloconvoy
Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:51 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: Book club - The first book we're reading is Neuromancer
Replies: 69
Views: 10657

Big Z wrote:Gets my vote.

Two I can recommend are:

1) Life of Pi, by Yann Martel
2) Rocket Boys, by Homer H. Hickham


Funnily enough I've just started on Life of Pi. Interesting but a bit preachy, self-indulgent and up its own arse. I'd recommend a read if you can find it in the local library though.